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Thanks to Facebook rolling out yet another profile change, I spent the better part of yesterday going through a year’s worth of status updates. In doing that, I remembered highlights that had somehow gotten lost in the shuffle. Here are my Top 10 LOL status updates from 2011:

10. “Mommy, MOMMY come fast! Emergency!” my 3-year-old screamed from upstairs. I drop the laundry and run to discover him with his sister’s shampoo bottle. “Someone bwoked into our house and squished it Mommy. Squished it all over my fwoor and all over the cwoset and eviewhere. Umm-hmm. Somebody did it. But not me. Not me momma. Not me. Somebody else did it.”

9. K: “What does between mean?” Me: “Well, on a peanut butter sandwich the peanut butter is between two slices of bread.”  K: (Smacking hands together like cymbals) “So it mean smack dab in the middle!”   Me: “Yep.”   K: “Why don’t they just say smack dab in the middle instead of a complicated word like between?”

8. My 3-year-old’s leadership skills are coming out. He was talking and his siblings were ignoring him so he climbed up on the table and said “I’m biggest now. My turn or I’ll eat all your candy. Forever!”

7. Just gave the following advice to my crying 3-year-old: “Next time your brother hits you, hit him back… HARD.” He left the room laughing with an evil grin. Within 5 minutes, the 5-year-old came crying while rubbing his shoulder and said, “That wasn’t nice, Mom. Now who am I gonna hit?”

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